2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

Recent Episodes
  • Taking Over The Vegas Sphere w/ Dana White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Sep 16, 2024 – 01:23:10
  • American Horror Story: Tom’s Kids | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Sep 9, 2024 – 01:13:54
  • Recapping Rogan's LIVE Special w/ Ron White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Sep 2, 2024 – 53:48
  • Reacting To MEAN Comments w/ Yung Gravy | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Aug 26, 2024 – 01:07:08
  • Drug Lord Hall of Famers | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Aug 19, 2024 – 01:23:34
  • Haunted By Norm Macdonald w/ Nick Swardson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Aug 12, 2024 – 01:07:31
  • How To Make Millions In Vegas w/ Andrew Dice Clay | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Aug 5, 2024 – 01:17:27
  • Tom’s Insane Algorithm | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jul 29, 2024 – 59:29
  • Chappelle Shockwaves w/ Earthquake | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jul 22, 2024 – 01:16:07
  • Jordan Peele Is The Coolest Director Alive w/ Lil Rel Howery | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jul 15, 2024 – 01:13:58
  • Death Row Last Meals | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jul 8, 2024 – 01:21:45
  • Is Jimmy Kimmel In The Illuminati? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jul 1, 2024 – 01:24:58
  • Bussin' With The Bears w/ Will Compton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jun 24, 2024 – 01:07:57
  • The Wildest Take On Soda w/ Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jun 17, 2024 – 01:07:52
  • Ever Been Knocked Out? w/ Brian Simpson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jun 10, 2024 – 01:07:46
  • Don't Call It A Comeback w/ Jon Stewart | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jun 3, 2024 – 01:17:00
  • Tony Hinchcliffe ROASTS The Bears | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    May 27, 2024 – 01:12:51
  • 2 Bears 5K Champ Cameron Hanes | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    May 20, 2024 – 01:28:09
  • Tackling The Tom Brady Roast w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    May 13, 2024 – 01:16:13
  • Strip Club Stories w/ "Dr. Phil" | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    May 6, 2024 – 01:20:49
  • 2 Bears 5K Predictions | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Apr 29, 2024 – 01:07:00
  • Can A.I. Replace Bert? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Apr 22, 2024 – 01:19:09
  • Tom Hanks For President | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Apr 15, 2024 – 01:07:19
  • Double Team w/ KFC Radio | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Apr 8, 2024 – 01:06:48
  • 2 Bears, 1 Dave w/ Dave Attell | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Apr 1, 2024 – 01:19:23
  • Shannon Sharpe Won't Like This Bracket | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Mar 25, 2024 – 01:20:40
  • Happy Women’s Month | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Mar 18, 2024 – 01:16:24
  • A Gift For Joe Rogan | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Mar 11, 2024 – 01:13:02
  • The Most Special Performance EVER | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Mar 4, 2024 – 01:12:48
  • World's Smallest D***s | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Feb 26, 2024 – 01:04:38
  • AI Is Taking Over The World w/ Duncan Trussell | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Feb 19, 2024 – 01:20:53
  • Delicious or Disgusting Taste Test | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Feb 12, 2024 – 01:07:43
  • Our Big Announcement | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Feb 5, 2024 – 01:09:06
  • Does Katt Williams Hate Us? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jan 29, 2024 – 01:04:23
  • In Love with Weed w/ Jake Johnson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jan 22, 2024 – 02:21:51
  • F1 Is Wild w/ Ryan Sickler | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Jan 15, 2024 – 01:17:11
  • Praying for Laughs w/ Jessica Kirson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 218
    Jan 8, 2024 – 01:18:56
  • Calling Comics for 2 Bears 5K | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 217
    Jan 1, 2024 – 01:29:29
  • Charitable Endeavors | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 216
    Dec 18, 2023 – 01:22:35
  • Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 215
    Dec 11, 2023 – 01:25:03
  • 2 Bears vs 2 Kelces | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 214
    Dec 4, 2023 – 01:11:12
  • What Kind of Car is Your Wife? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 213
    Nov 27, 2023 – 01:11:45
  • The Bears Are Back | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 212
    Nov 20, 2023 – 01:20:50
  • The Crazy World of Steve-O | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 211
    Nov 13, 2023 – 01:26:18
  • Bombing In Front Of De Niro w/ Colin Quinn | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 210
    Nov 6, 2023 – 01:15:27
  • John Stamos Was Bullied For His Looks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 209
    Oct 30, 2023 – 02:00:04
  • The Dark Side of Clean Comedy w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 208
    Oct 23, 2023 – 01:29:45
  • The Rise of Matt Rife | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 207
    Oct 16, 2023 – 01:36:01
  • What Will Make Bert Less Fat? w/ Layne Norton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 206
    Oct 9, 2023 – 01:34:53
  • From Hip Hop to Stand-Up w/ Cipha Sounds | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 205
    Oct 2, 2023 – 01:47:29
Recent Reviews
  • Fort Campbell Craig
    Tired of Bert
    Look it’s still entertaining, personally I just listen to the shows that Bert is not on, to me he just hijacks everything and I can’t listen to him anymore, and the worst part I like his comedy shows, I just hate he hijacks everything
  • old world order
    Bert ruined the pod
    As usual, Bert’s fake persona, fake laugh, and overall immature disposition has ruined this podcast. He acts fake to try and go viral or farm engagement, and it’s beyond cringe. Kick Bert off and give Tom room to bring back Tom Talks. RIP 2 Bears
  • Rbe430
    Worst podcast ever
    Listening to Bert and Tom talk is torture
  • Johnny R1992
    Love the show
    Love the show, couldnt under stand what Brice was saying this week, he was slurring his slurs pretty hard. Had to skip this last week. Glad Tim is feeling better, shows seems less drunk and less racist this week. 10/10. Would listen again.
  • Dusty24024
    No thanks
    I’d rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire than listen to this
  • gggjjjksjdhhs
    Pod title
    Inform us who is hosting the pod in the title so I don’t get ear beat by Bert.
  • Parkercajun
    Please
    PLEASE STOP EATING ON THE SHOW. The smacking, chewing and swallowing is enough to make someone never tune in again
  • Corvus Anduril
    Going Downhill
    Why can I hear every-time they swallow? For f's sake, mute the mics in edit. Im close to done with the podcast. This podcast started off way funnier and had a fraction of the amount of ads. This is my 3rd edit of this review. Went from 5 stars to 2... Podcast isn't funny anymore and the lastest episode had 3 commercial interruptions in the first half hour... Seriously guys?
  • Jasper.paterson
    Love the show but…
    … please get Bert to stop chugging drinks on mic
  • Skyscraper300
    STOP the HUM AGREEING IN MIC
    I couldnt focus on the AMAZING guest that is andrew with that agreement humming was so obnoxious oml how did the studio not edit Cory’s humming out of it and breathing into the mic … Please try to put each microphones outputs at the same level.Tom has the most soothing voice… and then there’s Bert and everyone else. Bert’s voice is just so much louder than Tom’s and I try to fall asleep to it. #moremonotonedtom
  • farfalle78
    Getting annoyed
    This is so much better when Bert isn’t there. Aside from Bert being completely narcissistic, it’s also disgusting, listening to him chew and swallow. I find it much more entertaining when it’s Tom and a special guest.
  • dtitus74
    Back To This 💩Show
    Love the show.
  • Wizardcow92
    Money changes people
    Used to love this podcast and YMH but now they’re both just one hour commercials with low hanging fruit humor and pointless stories in between. I’d rather listen to the ads than Bert’s narcissism.
  • Freedampeach
    No improvement
    Boring show
  • katattp
    Sound guy
    Good all around. Couple notes: Burt talks way too much. And if you want to hear loud swallows and chewing this is your podcast. They need to make a rule of no drinking while recording, or to mute their mics while they swallow it’s so bad.
  • Cramboss
    Love these guys.
    Love these comedians and love the podcast. I want to second what the last reviewer said so that perhaps this gets back to Tom and Bert. Tom, DO NOT LET BERT EAT AND CHEW DIRECTLY IBTO THE MIC. It is beyond repulsive. Thanks.
  • pvap6
    Hilarious
    Always a huge fan of these guys, one criticism: Bert, stop eating on the air, it’s repulsive
  • paul tickles hargis
    Segura sold out
    You able share Jimmy Kimmel. You didn’t defend Rogan.
  • TJC2123
    Last meals
    Chew with your mouth closed you savage
  • donjuan2421
    Bert has fallen off
    Bert use to be my favorite comedian and loved listening to him. The past year hes been bad. Retells the same stories weve heard over and over. He use to rift well with Tom, now he just talks over him. I miss the old Bert. Please stop eating and burping over the mic!
  • unruly95
    Nauseating
    Never give Bart food on mic again. The bit that makes you want to cram an ice pick in my ears.
  • cyoak17
    DON’T EAT ON THE SHOW
    For the love of FUUUUCK please don’t eat while on the microphone!!!! No one wants to hear the sounds you make while you smack food around in your mouth.
  • Chesfro
    Death by Burt’s smacking.
    Episode “death row last meals” was torture to listen to because of Bert’s disgusting smacking/slurping fat boy lips!!
  • jjjjjjjsbdbehdjdu
    Jimmy Kimmel
    Jimmy Kimmel is a puppet for the dumb a rats
  • 8 21 1 14
    Unfortunate
    Got boring, use to listen to every single one but can’t even listen to one at this point.
  • A Kaur 123457
    It’s … ok
    I’ve tried to like it. But it’s just not worth listening to for me. Tom will tell some funny stories or make some witty comments but it is really worth it. And I just end up blocking Bert out bc it’s never interesting. All I hear is wheezing.
  • 223534553
    What happened?
    Where did it all go wrong?
  • MarinFlorin
    Absolute Steaming Garbage
    Tom is a predacious and bacterial grifter who is beyond indifferent to his limited fanbase. Bert can barely convert oxygen into carbon dioxide without pounding a drink and telling some “true-story” lie. If you want to listen to two morons plug their vodka while trying to hide their liver spots, then this podcast is for you.
  • Philmatic1
    Unlistenable
    Bert stinks. He waits until someone else says something funny, then he immediately screams something over it and tries to ride the laughs from the actual joke. MSSP and Lemon Party are miles above this garbage.
  • ChuckCoz
    Haters gonna hate
    Bert and Tom Tom and Bert. ‘Nough said.
  • Sophisticatedgranny
    2 Bears and a Cave
    Talked about themselves a lot. Endorse excessive alcohol use.
  • nick name mcgraw
    Epic fail
    When will they stop talking about the Roast of Tom Brady…and their epic fail? 🙈I need to pay more attention to Tom, because it’s clear Bert lacks on all levels.
  • WWWPAP_Mongo
    This time I don’t choose the bear
    Yikes they just babble and yap and try to make themselves laugh. Separate these two dudes are hilarious. Together is like listen to two high school friends tell “you had to be there” and inside jokes.
  • skwoticus
    Terrible show
    Filled with terrible people
  • Stephen William Ruiz
    Just one 90 minute commercial
    Terrible episodes that are just commercials really
  • Horatio Sanchez
    Tom used to be hilarious
    Tom used to be my favorite comedian and now I can barely stand to listen to him speak. Bert has never been funny.
  • lizzyb
    “I can’t wink”
    @adamray for the win
  • Jeremy Shinglewood
    Grifters
    Fell off big time
  • Hdizzy23
    Amazing
    The Dr Phil episode is the best episode yet
  • sean93msmirh
    Too many ads
    Love them both but it’s gotten to where it’s too many ads.
  • Redmooze
    Please never do Fake Dr Phil again
    This show was unlistenable. I know I tried. Please just hang and do a good show. This wasn’t very good at all.
  • gayrepublican
    boooooooo
    This would be far more entertaining if either of those fellas could maybe attempt to do a layup and capture it on video.
  • Thelastampersand
    Garbage Truck on Fire
    2 rich guys that came from rich families cosplaying as “everyday” people. The early pods were awesome. Now it’s an infomercial by 2 out of touch narcissists.
  • Disk sidedness
    The comments
    😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • huskon88
    One star for the amount of effort they’ve been putting in lately.
    They push addictive products. They belittle their staff’s goals. Tom called his own children gay for not liking football. These guys have gone downhill.
  • Dyb3
    Eh
    Idk, today I quit caring about it. Listening to Bert say some nonsense, and I’d decided I’d had enough, and idc what they’re saying anymore. I’ve tried listening lately bc I used to like it, but I can’t get through an ep anymore. Oh well, it was ok for awhile.
  • jrofhwell
    Yep
    Yep
  • Steve H. in Dallas
    Bert makes it unlistenable - Tom saves it
    I usually only listen when Bert's not on. Bert is such a self-absorbed narcissist, wanna be comedian, it's sad. He's not funny, I don't know if he can even write a joke. It's all about hm and his fame. Tom on the other hand, funny, down to earth and likable.
  • wddxgdsxghjklig
    Stop exploiting
    Why is every podcaster promoting a terrible addiction? Yeah, go waste your rent on gambling, great idea. By the way, neither of you are funny. Why don’t you take your $300 shirt off and make fun of “poor” people while you raise little ftards for kids. To reiterate, you’re not funny. Good luck when you lose your $ because you’re a bunch of boring hacks.
  • KwallsK1
    Something’s changed
    Something changed along the way and it’s just not funny to me like it once was. It’s like when Austin Powers lost his mojo.
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