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God has a podcast. Our celestial creator sits down with the biggest names in entertainment for unfiltered conversations about the human experience and the mysteries of the universe. Plus, God checks in with history’s most iconic characters to get the inside story on what really went down back then and how they’re spending their afterlife. Co-hosted by Joan of Arc (voiced by Tara Sands). Based on the universe’s most popular unverified Twitter account, @TheTweetOfGod. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

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  • RadioFreeEthan
    To whom it may concern...
    God, We likely haven't spoken since that church service I didn't want to be at when I was thirteen.
  • DoctorOfRock
    Doesn't get old!
    I didn’t think there was any way this could stay funny when the novelty wore off… but it has! Stayed funny, I mean, not worn off. Also... Dear Podcast God, If my headphones get tangled again I'm going to throw them in a f'ing river, which would prevent me from listening to your podcast. Please address the scourge of tangled headphones. Thanks.
  • EarthLite
    Royalties for Jesus tattoos
    Dear Lord: Could you please institute a $5 surcharge on all tattoos of Jesus, or any tattoos that quote scripture? This would be a huge profit center for the churches across the globe. In exchange for this idea, can you please make me a saint, as I noticed that there are no patron saints of atheism, or has Penn Jillette already locked up that sainthood?
  • Treeloversunited
    This is my prayer
    Can u make it so I can learn other languages
  • scoutakamissjeanlouise
    Prayer of the week
    After listening to this week’s episode my prayer is that Joan continue to play an increased role in the pod. She is always fabulous and many times steals the show
  • GruzzlyReviews
    Prayer
    I gave you five stars, now please make Danny DeVito my best friend. Or make sushi cheaper. I’ll take either one.
  • Jacktheripper7
    Great pod!
    A little dark sometimes, but so good!
  • arvin74
    Prayer of the week
    Dear lord all mighty! Is it true that Jesus was an accident? And please if possible answer me without hitting me with a lightning. Thank you
  • Rustymangoche
    Topical. Philosophical. Hilarious!
    In the spirit of The Good Place! My humble personage bows before your grandeur! G *D (The Almighty. He Who Knows No Limits. The Bringer of Dark and Giver of Light) along with his second banana/co-host (19 year old Joan of Arc), take on the podcasting world with humor, relevance, and satire enough to fill a Universe, let alone your earholes. As t(HE)y interview legends from all space/time, I highly recommend the episodes with Brahma, Freddie Mercury, Mother (Mary HIS freaky ex-), Stephen Colbert, and Zeus. EVERY episode is hilarious, not a clunker in the bunch. Oh — and be on the look out for that elusive sound engineer: Jesus, Son of G*D😇🙏🏻🖖🏼
  • snortpatort
    I beseech thee
    Dear God: Please let my brilliant friend Ana finish her grad school work on time. She has really earned it!
  • Foulmudmammas
    Dear God, your voice changed!
    Dear God, your voice changed! You used to have such gravitas. Please God, go back to the low-pitched slightly fake brit from the NDT interview.
  • LunarScientist
    Great insight into the mind of the Almighty.
    My prayer: Please have The Holy Spirit as a guest.
  • eppieg
    Prayer for Eppie
    I was raised Catholic but became a Heathen thanks to birth control and Punk Rock Music. But thanks to you, God, I am back. Believing in you now means I pray. The problem is when I was Catholic I prayed when ever my period was late after having a “poke and hope” I don’t get pregnant. The Virgin Mary never failed making sure my month blood showed up. Do you ever have your exes on as a guest? I wonder about how the blessed mother of Jesus is doing? The birth control pills and the Punk Rock (losers without jobs banging on drums in garages) ended my prayer needs. So my prayer today, to you, most glorified and holy deity of compassion and three chord riffs, is for all the horny young penniless rock and rollers is to have access to proper birth control/family planning. Thank you, God. And Joan rocks!
  • Tim5633sal
    Hilariously good
    I believe it’s Gilbert Gottfried as Jesus. Gets me every time.
  • Jaybeesq
    Not for Everyone...
    My husband doesn’t get sarcasm or irony, and was a bit offended. Listener beware! I’ve always believed that God has a twisted sense of humor, so I am all for this! Loved the Michio Kaku interview - he gave me another reason to believe.
  • Lyrickle
    The most hilarious podcast ever!
    I cannot stop laughing! God is even funnier here than on Twitter. From the ads (ED, hair loss, detachable bidets) I suspect they’re going for an older white male demo. I’m none of those things, but this is my new favorite podcast and I wish it were daily, not weekly. Almighty good!
  • Lucifersflowerpot
    Oh, God
    Infallible pretend god (and Elijah), Sheena Easton has lots of acting credits, including several recurring roles.
  • Rsharp83
    PLease Help -- It's this thing (Great Pod by the way)
    Lord, Help me understand. I want to be faithfull but I also like modern undergarments. Especially underwear from <insert Godcast underwear sponsor name> and other brands. Problem is that most underwear has a mix of fabrics now, and you specifically forbid that. Don't misunderstand, I think cotton is a tremendous fabric that you created but there are so many options other than just the 100% cotton these days. And then there is the whole Joseph Smith thing where underwear is even more restrictive. So Lord, can you please provide forgiveness or guidance to all of us that like <Godcast underwear sponsor> and other brands of cool, hip and fashionable underwear? PS -- Joan has to have flame retardant underwear right? So how does that work with the whole cotton being flammable issue? 
  • Heydatsme2
    Quid Pro Quo
    Thank you my Lord for making yourself known in this fashion. Being as busy as you are I find it very admirable that you spend your valuable time in this way. That being said, in appreciation of this positive review can I beseech thee to let me hit the Lottery. I would be free to sing your praises on a daily basis and also free to use Headspace more often (see how I worked in one of your sponsors). Also Roman ( which is actually more fun). Anyway, thank you for all you do and hopefully will do.
  • Xtian C.
    My solemn prayer
    Heavenly Father, I beseech you, humbly: Stop with the angry ,heavily armed losers ruining a perfectly nice day at the rub-n-tug and deli counter. It is a little much, even for you, to allow this crap to go on. Maybe your Son could weigh in if you don't have it in you, jerk!
  • bacon sandwich
    The Greatest Stories Ever Cast
    Joan of Arc is pitch perfect. John Hodgman as the Loch Ness monster, awesome. And we all know God is Great. I always wonder if that’s Richard Christy saying “Prayer of the Week.” My prayer: could you enlighten us with a recipe? What would spice up a baked potato?
  • Sincere loser
    Not worth listening to
    Great in a lot of ways, but honestly the whole concept falls on its face. Maybe it’s more fun if you’re either catholic or ex catholic, but as an average dude, I gotta say, it’s just not fun to listen to. Great production quality in a lot of ways, good acting, and the guy is right, I do like Joan of arc.
  • DJ KILLER (242)
    I love it!!!
    I just love this podcast!!! Please take a listen you won’t regret it.
  • statedocumentsfaxer
    My dearest
    Dearest oh dearest, why do some people find it so imperative to believe in you? They seem to be living a much fuller life through the power of belief. Meanwhile, I feel like I am missing out. Cya
  • zeldaisgod123
    This is amazing but one guest would make this better
    Matt Dillahunty would be amazing
  • MimzyMandark
    Oh Almighty God
    As you know Lord, my boyfriend and I love each other very much and plan on getting married in the future. I am ready for him to pop the question, but he insists that he is waiting on you to give him a sign for the right moment. O’ Lord, I ask of you, what sign will you give him?
  • Gtbss
    Glory Be
    Dear God, Long time listener, first time reviewer and infrequent prayer-er here. Love the show! Big fan. (Hi Joan!!!) Anyways... Daylight savings time is the worst. Can you make that go away? Thanks! -Ray Worlds without end, amen.
  • g2dds
    Dear God
    Blessed be You. I (@g2dds) beseech You to allow me to fit into my tuxedo on April 17 in the year of Your Son 2021. Need to be down to a 35 inch waist and lose 15 lbs of belly fat. What You do with that adipose tissue is Your call but no backsies. Amen
  • Knowledge Seeker1
    God Is Great
    God is great, and for that matter, so is Joan of Arc! Love their rapport, and really enjoy their excellent guests, too. Thank you for creating the universe, and also this show! It’s a great laugh and a high point of my week.
  • firepat90
    God, but not the one true Hebrew God
    What a great podcast(Godcast). I hope a future guest will be the one true Hebrew God, Robert Kraft. Please answer my prayer.
  • Mandykaps
    Perfect Distraction
    Thank God for this fun, charming pod! He is consistently so funny. And Joan of Arc is my favorite😊
  • podcastcrackhead
    Please stop with the ads
    I can’t take it anymore
  • Skcudog
    Really need this prayer answered...
    Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. I was really hoping you would please consider my small prayer. Could you go ahead and get the rapture going? Really need a Thanos snap or whatever VooDoo you do to clear out your followers down here on Earth. Things are a little crowded, and we could really use the space. Thank you in advance. Your humble non-believing servant. CMT
  • Socksy spok
    You put the Gee! In theology!
    So great. I love the podcast and love the Earth - lived here my whole life and you just did a terrific job. Quick ask - could you make my dog less antsy? She (Coconut) just turned 10 and is really anxious. Can you just calm her down a little? Thanks in advance for your consideration as to this matter. Charles
  • Markiemoo1138
    Great Satire - NotTo Be Taken Too Seriously, much life life itself
    Dearest Heavenly Father - Please listen to my pladingsthat I can separate myself from my ex-huband He is already my ex but I am still tied to him because he has a rare auotimmune disease and I am his caregiver. So if you could just... you know... Thank You Sir. So Be It
  • Cruela DeNasty
    Lizzie Borden as Betsy Sodaro
    I have listened to the Lizzie Borden (played by Betsy Sodaro) over 10 times!!!! I’m loving this podcast. You can really sense the level of production involved with each episode. I can’t tell if they rehearse or not. Flawless, utterly flawless. Prayer: Dear God, what’s with the hat?
  • Njsjisisisndjd
    Obnoxiously pretentious
    A don’t waste your time
  • VirusWithSpeech
    Hot Garbagecast
    Terrible. Hot Garbage. Much like humanity.
  • @realkingkg from Detroit, MI
    Bless you, and I hope you respond to this, Almighty one!
    If this is an official prayer to the wise and true God, and if this will be heard, all that I would like to ask for is a blessing over my family. I hope that you get this, and I truly can't wait to meet you and your Son, Jesus, when he comes back to Earth for the MASSIVE EVENT. You're awesome! Love this podcast. Love you.
  • tiredwriter
    Thanks Lord, I needed this.
    Thanks Lord. I needed this. I needed so badly. Also money? Money would be good too. But not in a ‘creepy monkey’s paw ironic 80s horror movie’ way. So maybe I’ll stick to giving thanks.
  • AH2109
    Go god!!
    Podcast is divine. Joan sounds smokin’ hot.
  • GT Tallballer
    Unholy hilarity
    O Heavenly Father, My PotW is to beseech you to have Jon stewart, Neal D Tyson, and/or Justin Beiber on you podcast. I know u only follow the Beibs on Twitter, but does he truly follow u? Thanks for making me laugh in the middle of the grocery store while listening on my earbuds. I also praise your cloud-based business model. In your name, GSus Kreist
  • incognito child
    PERFECTION
    As a Jew I have one request; What’s your schedule like? Like do you have days where you chill out with gods of other religions and try to advertise your religion to them or what?
  • PaisleyDucky
    Yay God
    Love getting to hear the tea straight from the big guy himself. Dear God, if you could please have my relatives lay off trying to console me about being alone after my divorce, that’d be a big help - they don’t seem to buy that you really are enough to grow old with and not someone who actually, you know, has skin. Find me on Twitter @ContraryBeak
  • Springmay
    I Believe In You
    Loved episode 1 million!
  • mr.button
    On the 8th day...
    God created the the best new hilarious podcast in all the universe.
  • Hunt-Nut
    The order of operations
    Dear Mr. God, how did you make plants before light? This is for a science project. Please help me pass.
  • one-eyed tena
    @savvyvo
    Long time listener, first time prayer. Pretty please with cherries on top tell me why.
  • KarmaLee1235678975445775467
    God Don’t Bless America
    I never believed in God, it wasn’t my thing despite being raised Christian. However, now clearly the real God has a podcast. Hearing is believing 😍. In all seriousness though, I love this podcast and I can’t get enough! Please release the first 1 million episodes. Also, I appreciate the thought but don’t bless America anymore.
  • Svenn the Impaler
    First time I have NOT sped through the Ads
    God, thx for bringing me back into the fold. I have nothing to sell, but if I did I would use you as your promotional skills are heavenly. Prayer request: Disconnect Florida from the USA and replace it with Winnipeg. Amen
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